now that's reporting!

Too apathetic/busy to post anything of substance, so here:



from the 'great moments in journalism' file

The Conglomerate's Tendrils Are Spread Throughout Many Sinister Soups

Also: they know you. And they think that you and they should meet.




This is either delightfully absurd, or decidedly retarded, depending on how you look at it. I fall into the former group.